Thursday, January 18, 2007,7:43 AM
The Perfect Husband
I wanna share this list of Craig Boreth's "50 Foolproof Ways..." to be a perfect husband:

The Male Mind and Body
How to Know Your Limitations
How to Get a Close Shave
How to Eliminate Gas
How to Get Six-Pack Abs
How to Stop Snoring
How to Have a Midlife Crisis Communication
How to Listen
How to Talk About Your Feelings
How to Apologize Convincingly
How to Notice Her New Haircut
How to Win Over Her Parents
How to Explain Football
How to Make More Money
How to Deal with PMS

Sex & Romance
How to Find the Perfect Gift
How to Buy Jewelry
How to Wrap a Gift
How to Make a Bouquet
How to Give a Foot Massage
How to Hide Your Porn
How to Pull an Encore Performance
How to Stay Awake After Sex
How to Make Breakfast in Bed

Around the House
How to Use the TV Remote
How to Get Out of Bed without Waking Her
How to Leave the Toilet Seat Down
How to De-Stink the Bathroom
How to Be Handy
How to Do the Grocery Shopping
How to Wash the Windows
How to Be Prepared in a Blackout
How to Solder a Pipe
How to Get Rid of Bugs
How to Grow the Perfect Lawn
How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt
How to Make the Bed
How to Paint a Room
How to Unclog the Sink

In the Kitchen
How to Become a Martini Guy
How to Make a Cosmopolitan
How to Set the Table
How to Look Like a Chef
How to Buy and Cook Seafood
How to Carve a Turkey
How to Make a Stir-Fry
How to Make Tiramisu
How to Make Crème Brulée
How to Do the Dishes

Out on the Town
How to Wait Until She’s Ready to Go
How to Ask For Directions
How to Appear Calm While She’s Driving
How to Pretend Not to Look at Other Women
How to Defend Her Honor
How to Play Golf in Two Hours
How to Act Like You Know Wine
How to Fix a Flat TireHow to Tie a Bowtie
How to Dance at a Wedding
How to Enjoy a Chick Flick
How to Survive the Ballet
How to Not Look Like a Stalker at Victoria’s Secret
How to Walk Slowly Through a Museum
How to Not Lose Too Badly in Vegas

There's this contest that in 500 words or less explain what makes your man the sweetest hubby ever will win a 2nd honeymoon package and a gadget for hubby. I wanna join kya lang wat if i win sino makakasama ko sa honeymoon? hhhhhmmmm...

Bagsak si Nikky don sa "How to Get Out of Bed without Waking Her", kse lagi na lang ako nagigising! oooppsss ginigising nya pla ako... hehehe...
 
posted by WELLA at 7:43 AM  


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